clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

clumsyunicorns:

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

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angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

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glamaphonic:

moniquill:

No guys, I need to stop and talk about something in this movie and how fucking revolutionary it was; something that I haven’t seen in a movie before or since.

This is a movie about a kid who leaves her birth family.

Not a kid who find that they have a secret lineage or something that allows them to find their ‘true family’ - this is a movie about a kid whose true birth family is made up of bad people. So she gets out. And that is played as the right thing to do. She isn’t punished for it or made to feel bad about ‘abandoning her family’. There isn’t an underlying ‘but they’re your family and you have to love them’ or ‘they’re your family and they love you even if they don’t show it well or do hurtful things’ message of the kind that I see OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER in media. Matilda gets out and lives happily ever after because of it.

We need a million more movies like this to counter the metric shit ton of movies that directly counter this message.

 #sometimes the family you start with isn’t a good one #but you can find your own #family is not absolute #blood is not absolute

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monikaklobcar:

just a tea break

monikaklobcar:

just a tea break

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

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damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

"ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016"

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kazblogsandstuff:

cabradine:

cakeballseverpee:

Do colors have fandoms

Can I be like ughh purple is so awesome

I totally ship it with turquoise

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I ship Purquoise. I even drew some smut for it (NSFW):

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Unpopular opinion

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fuckyeahcolorconfessions.tumblr.com

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fargogifs:

Some roads you shouldn’t go down.

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